Banter? I just met her...
I have decided to change my image:
1.Obtained year membership to "Indoor tans."
2.Purchased 4 different types of terrycloth visors.
3.Purchased six pairs of capri pants, from orange to khaki.
4.Dyed hair with lemon juice
5.Purchased three different kinds of "hair mud."
6.Purchased a coral choker.
7.Purchased an eight pack of assorted tank tops.
8.Purchased two pairs of "Reef" flip flops.
9.Got tattoo of a busty girl in bikini on right pectoral.
I'm off to scope the nearest arcade yo.
All my friends create cool shit. They write, paint, draw, play music, photograph, film, clothe, engineer...create.
I'm lucky to be here and not there.
Sucks being you I guess.
I bought my first piece of artwork. It was painted for me.
It is the most important posession I own.
It brings me so much joy.
My least favorite word in the English language is "assume."
It's based on nothing and it is just a guess.
The bathroom has been painted in a beautiful cream and green and the fumes have colored me bad.
I still can't believe those fools sang some of the soundtrack for "New Jack City."
There's a girl that I like.
If I could play all night I would
I'd go to the land where all is good
Nothing is real and all is unreal
I can't describe how heaven does feel.
I have never been so excited to spend a night doing laundry than I am right now. Cleanliness is Godliness, so they tell me.
I said ass....
The greatest asset I possess is the ability to make others smile.
When you walk around with a scowl on people tend to leave you alone. Which is nice.
Mighty Mouse would "Come to save the day" and Mickey would be helpless as Minnie would be so attracted to a pseudosuperhero in tights that she would call Mickey just that, and fly away with the Mighty.
It is hard for a female mouse to resist a manmouse in tights I guess.
Bud Selig is a brewing loser
I HAD NO CHOICE!
Let's make shit up
IT WAS A NO WIN SITUATION!
We'll boot the Expos and Twins, no, no you'll keep your team punkin'
THERE WAS NO ALTERNATIVE!
One team is bankrupt, it'll surprise you
I DID IT FOR THE GOOD OF THE GAME!
Buckle your tennis helmets
HAMoTAM is on the horizon.
Remember that time when Oprah gained all that weight and then she got that chef lady and lost all that weight and then she went to New Orleans and gained back all that weight and then she got a new hipper chef and lost all that weight and then she went to Italy and gained back all that weight and then she started running, marathons even, and lost all that weight and then she stopped running and starting going to buffets and gained all that weight back again? Remember?
Man, that was awesome.
I tend to create my memory from a set of millions of photographs. Anything I see, I see as a picture. The things I like I put in my memory...as a still. Today as I was riding the train to work I saw the damndest thing. As the train stopped, I looked up at an apartment building and saw a figure, a woman, with a white towel draped around her torso wth matching headtowel. She was leaning over, to her left was what looked like a huge, brown, whicker window blind that was rolled up like a warhouse carpet. I stared at the beauty of this image. While I was in this dream state I noticed something was moving up the blind. It caught my eye. I looked closer and I swear it was a "gila monster." A reptilian of gargantuan stature that dwarfed the fair maiden. It slowly crawled towards her as the train pulled me away like an angry mother drags her crying child from a candy machine. It was my moment. It will always be my moment.
It was strange.
Women just know.
I hate money and everything it stands for. Because I don't have any. I do earn money but it goes to things I have already purchased, years ago. Interest is the worst kind of money sucker. It is invisible money to the lender but it is heavy money to the payer. It is a non-existent thing that makes some rich and most poor, stressed, and worried. Interest is bad but you have to be interesting. So I have decided to pay off my interest in interesting ways.
3.With a smile and an embrace.
4.With my AK
6.With false promises.
Think they'll buy it?
4 days off doesn't suck.
Happy Thursday ya'll!
Unless you gots to work Friday...
to you I say...HaHa!!
Did the "Dutch Boy" spawn the hair cut
or did the haircut spawn the "Dutch Boy?"