the birdman cometh

Banter? I just met her...



Wednesday, July 31, 2002

I have decided to change my image:

1.Obtained year membership to "Indoor tans."
2.Purchased 4 different types of terrycloth visors.
3.Purchased six pairs of capri pants, from orange to khaki.
4.Dyed hair with lemon juice
5.Purchased three different kinds of "hair mud."
6.Purchased a coral choker.
7.Purchased an eight pack of assorted tank tops.
8.Purchased two pairs of "Reef" flip flops.
9.Got tattoo of a busty girl in bikini on right pectoral.

I'm off to scope the nearest arcade yo.

sez jeffrey saunders on 10:32 AM link me

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

All my friends create cool shit. They write, paint, draw, play music, photograph, film, clothe, engineer...create.
I'm lucky to be here and not there.
Sucks being you I guess.

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Monday, July 29, 2002

I bought my first piece of artwork. It was painted for me.
It is the most important posession I own.
It brings me so much joy.


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Friday, July 26, 2002


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Thursday, July 25, 2002

It's here.

sez jeffrey saunders on 9:09 AM link me

My least favorite word in the English language is "assume."
It's based on nothing and it is just a guess.

sez jeffrey saunders on 8:56 AM link me

Tuesday, July 23, 2002

The bathroom has been painted in a beautiful cream and green and the fumes have colored me bad.

I still can't believe those fools sang some of the soundtrack for "New Jack City."

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Monday, July 22, 2002

There's a girl that I like.

sez jeffrey saunders on 11:53 AM link me

Friday, July 19, 2002

If I could play all night I would
I'd go to the land where all is good
Nothing is real and all is unreal
I can't describe how heaven does feel.

sez jeffrey saunders on 9:16 AM link me

Thursday, July 18, 2002

I have never been so excited to spend a night doing laundry than I am right now. Cleanliness is Godliness, so they tell me.

sez jeffrey saunders on 10:11 AM link me

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

I said ass....

sez jeffrey saunders on 2:27 PM link me

The greatest asset I possess is the ability to make others smile.

sez jeffrey saunders on 2:07 PM link me

Tuesday, July 16, 2002

When you walk around with a scowl on people tend to leave you alone. Which is nice.

sez jeffrey saunders on 9:48 AM link me

Monday, July 15, 2002

Mighty Mouse would "Come to save the day" and Mickey would be helpless as Minnie would be so attracted to a pseudosuperhero in tights that she would call Mickey just that, and fly away with the Mighty.

It is hard for a female mouse to resist a manmouse in tights I guess.

sez jeffrey saunders on 4:24 PM link me

Friday, July 12, 2002

Bud Selig is a brewing loser
Let's make shit up
We'll boot the Expos and Twins, no, no you'll keep your team punkin'
One team is bankrupt, it'll surprise you

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Thursday, July 11, 2002

Buckle your tennis helmets
HAMoTAM is on the horizon.

sez jeffrey saunders on 10:30 AM link me

Wednesday, July 10, 2002

Remember that time when Oprah gained all that weight and then she got that chef lady and lost all that weight and then she went to New Orleans and gained back all that weight and then she got a new hipper chef and lost all that weight and then she went to Italy and gained back all that weight and then she started running, marathons even, and lost all that weight and then she stopped running and starting going to buffets and gained all that weight back again? Remember?

Man, that was awesome.

sez jeffrey saunders on 10:00 AM link me

Tuesday, July 09, 2002

I tend to create my memory from a set of millions of photographs. Anything I see, I see as a picture. The things I like I put in my a still. Today as I was riding the train to work I saw the damndest thing. As the train stopped, I looked up at an apartment building and saw a figure, a woman, with a white towel draped around her torso wth matching headtowel. She was leaning over, to her left was what looked like a huge, brown, whicker window blind that was rolled up like a warhouse carpet. I stared at the beauty of this image. While I was in this dream state I noticed something was moving up the blind. It caught my eye. I looked closer and I swear it was a "gila monster." A reptilian of gargantuan stature that dwarfed the fair maiden. It slowly crawled towards her as the train pulled me away like an angry mother drags her crying child from a candy machine. It was my moment. It will always be my moment.

It was strange.

sez jeffrey saunders on 4:54 PM link me

Women just know.

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Monday, July 08, 2002

I hate money and everything it stands for. Because I don't have any. I do earn money but it goes to things I have already purchased, years ago. Interest is the worst kind of money sucker. It is invisible money to the lender but it is heavy money to the payer. It is a non-existent thing that makes some rich and most poor, stressed, and worried. Interest is bad but you have to be interesting. So I have decided to pay off my interest in interesting ways.
1.With love.
2.With corn.
3.With a smile and an embrace.
4.With my AK
5.With Euro's.
6.With false promises.
7.With tears.

Think they'll buy it?

sez jeffrey saunders on 10:05 AM link me

Wednesday, July 03, 2002

4 days off doesn't suck.

sez jeffrey saunders on 2:55 PM link me

Tuesday, July 02, 2002

Happy Thursday ya'll!

Unless you gots to work Friday...
to you I say...HaHa!!

sez jeffrey saunders on 10:22 AM link me

Monday, July 01, 2002

Did the "Dutch Boy" spawn the hair cut
or did the haircut spawn the "Dutch Boy?"

sez jeffrey saunders on 11:10 AM link me




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